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01

Mar

My illustration of the Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel*, that great engine of economic growth for the impoverished Mission District of San Francisco. It alone is the only reason that New York City isn’t completely uninhabitable.*
-Tyler, March 1, 2011
*You owe it to yourself to read this.

My illustration of the Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel*, that great engine of economic growth for the impoverished Mission District of San Francisco. It alone is the only reason that New York City isn’t completely uninhabitable.*

-Tyler, March 1, 2011

*You owe it to yourself to read this.

04

Feb

This OLL is in solidarity with the Washington City Paper, whom a Very Bad Man is suing! http://mirror.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder.html
-Tyler, February 4, 2011

This OLL is in solidarity with the Washington City Paper, whom a Very Bad Man is suing! http://mirror.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder.html

-Tyler, February 4, 2011

08

Dec

My preferred poison. Allergic to those with good taste, common decency.
-Tyler, December 8, 2010

My preferred poison. Allergic to those with good taste, common decency.

-Tyler, December 8, 2010

23

Nov

Got bloodwork back today. The doctor said that my creatinine levels were low. Either my kidneys are very effective at purging it, or I have no muscle mass.
Clearly, my kidneys are Bad@ss Rageaholic Kidneys.
-Tyler, November 23, 2010

Got bloodwork back today. The doctor said that my creatinine levels were low. Either my kidneys are very effective at purging it, or I have no muscle mass.

Clearly, my kidneys are Bad@ss Rageaholic Kidneys.

-Tyler, November 23, 2010

18

Nov

I saw this today and was inspired. Vladimir Putin, this he-man of Russian politics who inspires fear and trepidation in his enemies, taken in by a cute little puppy.
I tried to draw what I felt.
Never do that. Feelings don’t translate well to MS Paint.
Anyway.
-Tyler, November 18, 2010

I saw this today and was inspired. Vladimir Putin, this he-man of Russian politics who inspires fear and trepidation in his enemies, taken in by a cute little puppy.

I tried to draw what I felt.

Never do that. Feelings don’t translate well to MS Paint.

Anyway.

-Tyler, November 18, 2010

16

Nov

Dearest William,
You do not mess with Bananas in Pajamas.
Yours,
Tyler, November 16, 2010

Dearest William,

You do not mess with Bananas in Pajamas.

Yours,

Tyler, November 16, 2010

12

Nov

Turtles are shockingly good at eluding death.
Tyler, November 12, 2010

Turtles are shockingly good at eluding death.

Tyler, November 12, 2010

11

Nov

It’s true what they say. You really don’t want to know what goes in to a hot dog.
Tyler - November 11, 2010

It’s true what they say. You really don’t want to know what goes in to a hot dog.

Tyler - November 11, 2010

10

Nov

A bear, wearing a crown, holding a cupcake.
I’d prefer you not look too long or deeply.
-Tyler, November 10, 2010

A bear, wearing a crown, holding a cupcake.

I’d prefer you not look too long or deeply.

-Tyler, November 10, 2010

02

Nov

When I vote I think to myself, “Who would I rather have perform surgery on me with a pen knife and a can of WD-40?”
I usually vote Green Party.
-Tyler, November 2, 2010

When I vote I think to myself, “Who would I rather have perform surgery on me with a pen knife and a can of WD-40?”

I usually vote Green Party.

-Tyler, November 2, 2010

30

Oct

The life of a pumpkin - to have one’s guts ripped out, body mutilated, and to slowly rot in the crisp, fall air.
All in all, they have a pretty good attitude about it.
-Tyler, October 30, 2010

The life of a pumpkin - to have one’s guts ripped out, body mutilated, and to slowly rot in the crisp, fall air.

All in all, they have a pretty good attitude about it.

-Tyler, October 30, 2010

26

Oct

Smurf+Llama=Smalla
-Tyler, October 26th, 2010

Smurf+Llama=Smalla

-Tyler, October 26th, 2010

22

Oct

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.
I’M SO SORRY.
- TYLER, OCTOBER 22, 2010

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.

I’M SO SORRY.

- TYLER, OCTOBER 22, 2010

21

Oct

notembarrassing asked:
I was  wondering if either of you would draw a rough sketch or outline of  Arnold Palmer on the Arizona half ice tea half lemonade can. It’s  halloween costume related..

Ask, and ye shall receive!
-Tyler, October 21, 2010

notembarrassing asked:

I was wondering if either of you would draw a rough sketch or outline of Arnold Palmer on the Arizona half ice tea half lemonade can. It’s halloween costume related..

Ask, and ye shall receive!

-Tyler, October 21, 2010